"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to build recursive agent loops with no observability." , probably not George Santayana Every decade or so, we rediscover a new flavor of the same old problem. In the '90s, it was DLL Hell, version mismatches, overwritten binaries, and shared libraries that made shipping anything feel like defusing a bomb. In the 2010s, it was Microservice Hell, over-split systems, copy-pasted services, and a dizzying mesh of internal APIs th